jellal fernandes

themoistplinth:

hellenicpoliticiansuggestions:

romansuggestions:

is he…you know [makes motion of sucking a dick] greek?

is he … you know [makes motion of bribing and murdering people for power in an oligarchic and timocratic war state] roman?

things heating up in the classical civilisation fandom

xiggymatsu:

papillon-noirsblog:

erinye:

skippercifer:

solluxismsnowaifu:

future-mrs-frost:

why do so many “icarus and the sun” artworks and stories portray the sun as a woman? do y’all know who controlled the sun? apollo. icarus is gay as fuck, y’all.

Sometimes it was helios, not Apollo. Icarus was still gay as fuck

“Icarus we just escaped prison don’t ruin it by flying too close to the sun”

[Icarus already fucking launching himself across the sky for the sake of some godly dick]

woops

Guy getting himself killed to get some godly dick is propably the most Greek thing to ever happen in mythology

I showed my friend this and he goes “Icarus want dat Dickarus

splantamello:

beeswarm17:

karkat-san:

karkat-san:

Why was Oedipus against profanity?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.

wait

andrwminsyard:

greek gods and goddesses

empyrreal:

modern greek myths: psyche & eros

“What is this?”

“Magic,” his voice is rich with the promise of mischief, spilling into the air they share. Yet his touch is tender. A smooth hand at her elbow, his body is inclined towards hers: not touching, not trapping.

“Magic?” It is an answer to a question she isn’t sure she asked. When he leans in closer, she stops trying to decipher whether the heartbeats she heard is hers, his, or theirs. He laughs the way stars dance and her traitorous heart lurches to bask in starlight.

“Trust me,” he says.

“Kiss me,” she answers.

( ─ an excerpt from a modern retelling I’m working on )

girl-from-his-nest:

janrheeee:

Happy April! Hermes is probably my favorite greek god after dionysus. unfortunately, I expect this to be the last finished drawing I post for a few weeks as school has taken over my life. 

Perfecto! ♡♡ *love*

mythsology:

The goddesses of FATE who personified the inescapable destiny of man

thoodleoo:

the ancient greek gods are portrayed as doing a lot of petty shit but i think one of my particular favorites is when dionysus gets into argument with a bunch of frogs because he gets annoyed by their croaking

history-jokes:

ah, yes, the Trojan horse, or, as I like to call it,

Nobody’s perfect.

branwenchild:

olympian moodboard (1/12) + artemis ; goddess of wild things.

patbroklos:

You: Greek plays aren’t relatable
Me: 

somethingwickedthiswaylives:

abyssalcorvid:

huffylemon:

Greek Mythology/Roman Empire on tumblr

I couldn’t read that last one and not see this face

“toO LaTE!”

Oh my god. I love this.

clytxmnestra:

*zeus voice* i love all my children equally! ares, athena, and *looks at smudged writing on hand* hepatitis

persephomne:

greek deities and their roman counterparts hera // juno

hera was the greek goddess of marriage, women, childbirth, and family. she was the wife of zeus and the queen of the gods. hera was known for her jealous and vengeful nature against zeus’ lovers and offspring, but also against mortals who crossed her. the cow, the lion and the peacock were considered sacred to her.

juno was the roman goddess of marriage and childbirth, but she was also the protector and special counselor of the state. as the patron goddess of rome and the roman empire, juno was called regina (“queen”), and she was worshipped together with jupiter and minerva, with whom she formed a powerful triad of gods.