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the signs ego problems
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self-obsessed: aries, leo, scorpio, sagittarius
god complex:
AQUARIUS, virgo, capricorn
just wants to be loved:
cancer
no ego:
pisces
no ego problem:
taurus, libra
two egos:
gemini</p>
the signs are basic as fuck:
aries: ur flighty as hell
taurus: why do u always want 2 fight
gemini: ur a two faced bitch
cancer: fucking cry baby
leo: literally so self absorbed wtf
virgo: uptight af
libra: make up ur fucking mind
scorpio: ur literally a monster
sagittarius: so fucking rude jeeze
capricorn: slow ur god damn roll
aquarius: r u even human tbh
pisces: stop daydreaming its annoying
Aries, Taurus, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces:
Gemini:
Gemini: (breathes)
<p>
The Problematic Date: Gemini
The Breadsticks:
Scorpio, Capricorn, Aquarius, Cancer
The Purse:
Sagittarius, Aries, Virgo
Person Shoving Breadsticks In Their Purse:
Taurus, Leo, Libra, Pisces</p>
Signs as board games
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Aries: Twister. It's not a board game but who cares! You don't listen to the rules. Also you are a twisted motherfucker
Taurus:
Disney's Frozen Party Game. Please we are begging you. STOP SINGING LET IT GO.
Gemini:
BopIt. TALK SHIT GET HIT. Also why are you here? You're not a board game, so get out.
Leo:
Ouija Board. Everyone thinks you are a good idea, until you summon spirits of the dead and kill their families.
Cancer:
Sorry. Your life is filled with regret…and pushing too many buttons.
Virgo:
Candy Land. You are basically a child who will never grow up.
Libra:
Yaztee. You want people to be screaming your name all night long if you know what I mean ;)
Scorpio:
Uno. Everyone thinks your their friend, until BAMB! You give them a draw four.
Sagittarius:
Monopoly. No one leaves alive.
Capricorn:
Clue. You're a mystery. Who are you? Where did you come from? Why did you drink all my tequila?
Aquarius:
Cards Against Humanity. There is no need for explanation.
Pisces:
Janga. Your life is falling apart as you read this.</p>